All I wanted to do was paint a face. So I grabbed the Costco magazine off the side table and picked the first picture of a person without a big toothy grin. Using Costco guy's face for reference, I ended up with Vaguely Sinister Guy:
12" x 12" x 0.5" acrylic on canvas
I think he's saying "I'm glad you came to visit me in prison." It's like Mona Lisa's smile, except more murdery.